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By Kevin Hazzard

A former paramedic’s visceral, poignant, and mordantly humorous account of a decade spent on Atlanta’s suggest streets saving lives and connecting with the drama and low attractiveness that lies within catastrophe.

In the aftermath of Sep 11 Kevin Hazzard felt that whatever was once lacking from his life—his days have been too secure, too regimen. A failed salesman grew to become neighborhood reporter, he desired to try himself, see how he may well reply to strain and possibility. He signed up for emergency scientific education and have become, at age twenty-six, a newly minted EMT working calls within the worst sections of Atlanta. His lifestyles entered a special realm—one of blood, violence, and impressive grace.

Thoroughly intimidated initially and often terrified, he skilled on a nightly foundation the adrenaline rush of jogging into chaos. yet in his downtime, Kevin mirrored on how people’s facades drop away whilst disaster moves. As his hours at the task piled up, he discovered he was once starting to see into the reality of items. there's no pretense 5 beats right into a chest compression, or in an alley subsequent to a crack den, or on a dimly lit street the place autos have collided. ultimately, what had first and foremost appeared very unlikely occurred: Kevin bought mastery. And within the method he was once in a position to determine the pro variations among his freewheeling friends, what marked each—as he termed them—as “a tourist,” “true believer,” or “killer.”

Combining indelible scenes that remind us of life’s fragile good looks with laugh-out-loud moments that preserve us smiling in the course of the worst, A Thousand bare Strangers is an soaking up examine one man’s trip of self-discovery—a journey that still teaches us approximately ourselves.

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I mean literally cry and scream and roll around on the floor like a three-year-old, slapping your hands and kicking your feet. This is great when someone won’t let you have your way. It works because it freaks people out to see a grown man crying and screaming. They’ll do anything to make it stop. Brilliant. Another tactic involves a verbal technique based on neurolinguistic programming. In the middle of a meeting, when someone else is talking, I’ll sit there nodding my head, as if I’m agreeing with everything they say.

But what can we do? He’s universally recognized as the world’s most talented industrial designer. We’re meeting to discuss his proposal to reduce the length of the next iPod by half a millimeter. I think losing half a millimeter throws off the balance of the design, and suggest a quarter of a millimeter instead. As usual, Lars is blown away by the way I take his idea and improve on it. “You know,” he says, “I may have been first in my class at the Royal Academy, but I am always amazed by how much better you are at design than I am.

We put as much thought, maybe more, into the packaging of the product as we do into the product itself. What we’re looking to achieve is this magical sequence that takes place when you open the box. How does the box open? Is there a tongue? Two side slots? What color is the box? Which grade of cardboard do we use? How does it feel to your fingers? And what about inside? Does the iPhone lie flat? Is it tilted up? Is there plastic over it? Do we put a sticky thing over the screen that you have to peel off?

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