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By Dan Kennedy

While Matthew, a forty-something media government, reveals his task, overall healthiness, and marriage crumbling, he is going local: Lives in his vehicle. Dips his toe in drug-running. Contemplates tune lyrics. Takes a truly strong pottery category. sooner than lengthy he’s on a stumbling, agonizingly humorous imaginative and prescient quest that takes him from a strip-mall car parking zone to Yellowstone nationwide Park to a Bali scientific hospital, from an not likely romance with a Hollywood agent focusing on scorching younger vampire roles to severe RVing with a disgraced Wall highway trader.

In this heroic and hilarious debut novel, Dan Kennedy offers us an everyman who takes us to the neon-lit edges of latest American lifestyles.

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Jules grimaced back at me. I had no idea what she was trying to convey, but probably some nonsense about being patient. At the other end of the table, Jean was turning purple. She too was gazing at Susie, helpless, but for quite other reasons. So ferocious had Susie’s initial onslaught been that Jean had found herself vanquished before the battle had even begun. Not two words had she managed to utter. She had tried to attack Susie head on by simply starting to talk and had got as far as ‘I . ’ before being swamped by Susie’s superior volume.

It’s an outrage. Anyhow, as we were staggering up the porch steps under a hundredweight of Jules’ luggage, which she claimed we’d need ‘just in case’, I heard a noise on the verandah. I dropped my end of the load and brushed the wisteria out of my eyes to see that the noise was the creak of a porch swing, and on the swing was a young couple, holding hands and gazing. Not gazing at the moon, which was there for them to gaze at, but at us, and seemingly in some annoyance at our turning their scented evening tryst into a removalists’ convention.

It’s beautiful. I go all the time—to Canberra, and the one in Jamberoo. There’s the Woodstock Folk Festival in Queensland, which is huge. It opens your eyes to new music, too. I got back home from my first one and went to a gig at the Tempe Hotel, where one of the bands was playing. All these people I’d met at the festival were there. ’ ‘We always travel together,’ we said, and told her about the Holiday Buddy System. ’ We looked at each other. We’d never thought of that. It just seemed so unlikely.

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