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By Paul Neilan

The one factor Shane cares approximately is leaving. frequently on a Greyhound bus, correct ahead of his existence falls aside back. similar to he deliberate. yet this time it's advanced: there's a sadistic company climber who thinks she's his female friend, a rent-subsidized affair together with his landlord's spouse, and the bizarrely attractive deaf assistant to Shane's cosmically risky dentist.

When one of many girls is murdered, and Shane is the single suspect who doesn't care sufficient to behave like he didn't do it, the query turns into simply how he'll transparent the great identify he by no means had and doesn't fairly wish: his personal.

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It seems easy enough. I was wrong. Not only is training my dog outlandishly difficult, it is also heartbreaking. She wants so badly to please me. Every fiber of her being quivers with the desire to do a good job. She tries really hard. But when turning her head at an extreme angle fails to produce a life-altering epiphany, she usually just shortcircuits and rolls onto her back. Over the past two months, she’s made some progress, but it’s been painfully slow and is easily forgotten. Still, I was living under the assumption that maybe my dog just had a hidden capacity for intelligence—that all I had to do was work hard enough and maybe she’d wake up one day and be smart and capable like a normal dog.

Every fiber of her being quivers with the desire to do a good job. She tries really hard. But when turning her head at an extreme angle fails to produce a life-altering epiphany, she usually just shortcircuits and rolls onto her back. Over the past two months, she’s made some progress, but it’s been painfully slow and is easily forgotten. Still, I was living under the assumption that maybe my dog just had a hidden capacity for intelligence—that all I had to do was work hard enough and maybe she’d wake up one day and be smart and capable like a normal dog.

Surely I wouldn’t allow myself to NEVER return the movie. But that’s exactly what happened. After thirty-five days, I decided to just never go back to Blockbuster again. Most people can motivate themselves to do things simply by knowing that those things need to be done. But not me. For me, motivation is this horrible, scary game where I try to make myself do something while I actively avoid doing it. If I win, I have to do something I don’t want to do. If I lose, I’m one step closer to ruining my entire life.

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