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By Christopher Moore

Book Details:

ISBN: 1416558497
EAN: 9781416558491
ASIN: 1416558497
Publisher: Simon & Schuster
Publication Date: 2008-03-18
Number of Pages: 304
Website: Amazon, LibraryThing, Google Books, Goodreads

Synopsis from Amazon:

Jody by no means requested to turn into a vampire. but if she wakes up less than an alley Dumpster with a badly burned arm, an aching again, superhuman energy, and a relatively Nosferatuan thirst, she realizes the choice has been made for her.

Making the transition from the nine-to-five grind to an eternity of nocturnal prowlings goes to take a few doing, even though, and that's the place C. Thomas Flood matches in. A would-be Kerouac from Incontinence, Indiana, Tommy (to his buddies) is biding his time night-clerking and frozen-turkey bowling in a San Francisco Safeway. yet all that adjustments whilst a stunning undead redhead walks in the course of the door...and proceeds to rock Tommy's lifestyles -- and afterlife -- in methods he by no means proposal possible.

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Author Name: Christopher Moore

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Christopher Moore (born 1957 in Toledo, Ohio) is an American author of absurdist fiction. He grew up in Mansfield, OH, and attended Ohio country collage and Brooks Institute of images in Santa Barbara, CA.

Moore's novels regularly contain conflicted everyman characters all at once suffering via supernatural or outstanding conditions. Inheriting a humanism from his love of John Steinbeck and a feeling of the absurd from Kurt Vonnegut, Moore is a best-selling writer with significant cult status.

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As such, we can pretty well deduce his attitude and behavior patterns. Page 2 Just picture Adam, the first Good Ol' Boy, back there that first day. He had just been molded out of a mud spitball. He had the whole world to himself, to do anything he wanted. He could hunt possum. Or he could play mumblety-peg. He could do anything he took a notion to do, and not worry Page 3 about getting interrupted by someone who wanted him to take out the garbage. You can imagine Adam on that first Friday night the world had ever seen, getting all spruced up to step out and paint the Garden red.

Page 5 Anyway, back at the Garden, Adam looks at Eve with a puzzled expression on his face. " he says. "You ain't no fish of the sea. And you ain't no fowl of the air. And you sure as heck ain't no creepin' thing what crawleth. " Of course, Eve hasn't quite figured him out yet, either. "Hey," says Adam. "I'll betcha you're man's best friend. I'll call you Old Blue, and we'll go huntin' possum together, and I'll scratch you behind the ears. " Now Eve didn't take too hot to any of that stuff. She didn't have a mama to tell her what a no-count bum this guy was and how unlikely it was she could ever turn him into anything more than what she saw.

After half an hour or so, Joe got to thinking he probably ought to go do his neighborly duty and go call on the Widder Anderson himself. As Joe let himself in at the Anderson gate, who should come out on the front porch but Old Man Anderson. <><><><><><><><><><><><> If the reader will allow a true story about an alleged liar, I submit another Liberty Hill tale, with reliance on no less an authority than that venerable publication, the Texas Observer, and other unnamed sources for purported facts.

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