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By Matt Delito

Thieving ninjas, racist fast-food buyers, highway site visitors injuries, mischievous shoplifters, surprising deaths, motor vehicle chases, and household violence – it’s all in a day’s paintings for London-based laptop Matt Delito.

Working on the front-line at the streets of London will be exciting, scary, worthwhile, infuriating, and infrequently undeniable hilarious.

In this eye-opening account of on-the-beat policing, Delito narrates a few of his best situations – from operating undercover in a urban membership to being ambushed within the London riots – in addition to taking us in the course of the devices, strategies, and lingo that compliment lifestyles on the different finish of a 999 call.

From the group that introduced you the bestselling CONFESSIONS OF A GP and CONFESSIONS OF A MALE NURSE comes CONFESSIONS OF A POLICE CONSTABLE: a publication that would shine a mild at the gripping, touching and stunning realities of existence as a urban police constable.

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Tech: That's your keyboard, sir. We've All Had Floppies Like That It's not only computer technicians who get calls from hapless novices. Sometimes it's just friends helping friends-or trying to. My friend just got a new Mac. One day, she called me up saying that she had been trying for half an hour to get her disk out of the computer. I asked her if she'd tried the obvious: dragging the disk's icon to the Trash can. Impossible, she said; the disk's icon didn't even appear on the screen. Next, I told her to try the Command-Shift-l keystroke.

Is that the modem? Tales f r o m the Tech Line Tales f r o m the Tech Line didn't know what kind of modem he had, the tech rep tried to use that trick to good advantage. , by the way) approached me after class. He berated me for having provided incomplete information in the class about FTP—file-transfer protocol, which allows Internet users to download free software to their computers. " This poor guy had spent three weeks trying to return the files he had downloaded from an FTP service! Yes, But Is It 10 Cents a Minute?

Tales f r o m the Tech Line And Wash It First, Please And now, a true tale from a computer store. Picture, if you will, a teenage customer presenting a computer game he wishes to return. " I checked to see if all the disks, manual, warranty card, and so on were in the box. Then I noticed that the customer was wearing the free T-shirt that came packed in the box with the game. "I'm sorry," I told him. " "Uhhh, but you're wearing the T-shirt that came with it. " "What? " Tales f r o m the Tech Line Tech: Well, sir, for that, I think you should probably just visit your local Egghead.

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