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By Douglas Adams

Arthur Dent hat sich auf seiner OdysSee wirklich eine Pause verdient - und wo sonst könnte guy die einlegen, als im Milliways, dem eating place am Ende des Universums?

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As such, we can pretty well deduce his attitude and behavior patterns. Page 2 Just picture Adam, the first Good Ol' Boy, back there that first day. He had just been molded out of a mud spitball. He had the whole world to himself, to do anything he wanted. He could hunt possum. Or he could play mumblety-peg. He could do anything he took a notion to do, and not worry Page 3 about getting interrupted by someone who wanted him to take out the garbage. You can imagine Adam on that first Friday night the world had ever seen, getting all spruced up to step out and paint the Garden red.

Page 5 Anyway, back at the Garden, Adam looks at Eve with a puzzled expression on his face. " he says. "You ain't no fish of the sea. And you ain't no fowl of the air. And you sure as heck ain't no creepin' thing what crawleth. " Of course, Eve hasn't quite figured him out yet, either. "Hey," says Adam. "I'll betcha you're man's best friend. I'll call you Old Blue, and we'll go huntin' possum together, and I'll scratch you behind the ears. " Now Eve didn't take too hot to any of that stuff. She didn't have a mama to tell her what a no-count bum this guy was and how unlikely it was she could ever turn him into anything more than what she saw.

After half an hour or so, Joe got to thinking he probably ought to go do his neighborly duty and go call on the Widder Anderson himself. As Joe let himself in at the Anderson gate, who should come out on the front porch but Old Man Anderson. <><><><><><><><><><><><> If the reader will allow a true story about an alleged liar, I submit another Liberty Hill tale, with reliance on no less an authority than that venerable publication, the Texas Observer, and other unnamed sources for purported facts.

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