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By Michael Malone

Someday your small city is quietly its general self, buzzing alongside in comforting consistency. And then-all of a sudden-strange lighting fixtures are coming from the forest.

Not to say the bizarre rash of hate mail stoning up. And in all honesty, what's with those extraordinary pairings of unexpectedly coming together?

Welcome to Dingley Falls, the place the single factor definite is that lifestyles isn't a similar. Spend every week in Dingley Falls, and as soon as you've visited, will probably be a spot you'll by no means forget.

From big apple occasions bestselling writer Michael Malone, Dingley Fallsis a triumph of rollicking pleasure and masterful storytelling.

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