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By Jesse Petersen

Sarah and David have survived the zombie apocalypse. They stood part via facet and fought the undead, mad scientists, or even bionic monsters until eventually the unthinkable occurred. A zombie chew. yet no longer even that can cease them. Now, with a potential therapy in hand, they're headed east, trying to find a secure quarter at the back of the rumored "Wall." They're feeling beautiful optimistic.

That is till Dave stops dozing and starts off lifting large objects.

Eat. Slay. Love.

Because they haven't bought a prayer.

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Did you know that the training industry is unregulated and that anyone can call himself a trainer? Be sure and look for the letters “CPT” next to a trainer’s name; this means that he is a certified personal trainer. Ī What’s the most popular month to sign up with a trainer? A. January B. April C. December The answer is A. January. New Year’s resolutions, anyone? THE TRAINER 39 four C THE THERAPIST Signs It’s Time to Dump Your Therapist Ī You spy a crossword puzzle on the clipboard where he’s been taking notes.

I was a New Yorker, after all. I checked in at the front desk, took a seat, and stared at all the perfect bodies working out. And when I say perfect, I mean zero body fat. The gym looked like something off the cover of Fitness magazine: rippled men lifting weights and flexing as perfectly sculpted women with little more than a washcloth covering their bits ran on treadmills. I started to feel anxious and intimidated, so much so I decided to bolt. I clicked my heels, pivoted, and smacked into Anthony, my assigned trainer who was standing in front of me, arm extended, ready to introduce himself.

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