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By Doug Naylor

Lister gazed out of the porthole and catalogues the sequence of failures that had led him up to now in house and time: the undesirable judgements, the bad occupation offerings, the unreliable friendships that had led him right here - on a jail send certain for the main inhospitable penal colony within the outer cosmos...and all he'd ever sought after was once to be a smooth steel guitar icon. this can be the start of the 3rd and eagerly awaited purple dwarf novel the place Lister begins out by means of looking for his Doppelganger and finally ends up having the way forward for the human race on his shoulders.

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It seems easy enough. I was wrong. Not only is training my dog outlandishly difficult, it is also heartbreaking. She wants so badly to please me. Every fiber of her being quivers with the desire to do a good job. She tries really hard. But when turning her head at an extreme angle fails to produce a life-altering epiphany, she usually just shortcircuits and rolls onto her back. Over the past two months, she’s made some progress, but it’s been painfully slow and is easily forgotten. Still, I was living under the assumption that maybe my dog just had a hidden capacity for intelligence—that all I had to do was work hard enough and maybe she’d wake up one day and be smart and capable like a normal dog.

Every fiber of her being quivers with the desire to do a good job. She tries really hard. But when turning her head at an extreme angle fails to produce a life-altering epiphany, she usually just shortcircuits and rolls onto her back. Over the past two months, she’s made some progress, but it’s been painfully slow and is easily forgotten. Still, I was living under the assumption that maybe my dog just had a hidden capacity for intelligence—that all I had to do was work hard enough and maybe she’d wake up one day and be smart and capable like a normal dog.

Surely I wouldn’t allow myself to NEVER return the movie. But that’s exactly what happened. After thirty-five days, I decided to just never go back to Blockbuster again. Most people can motivate themselves to do things simply by knowing that those things need to be done. But not me. For me, motivation is this horrible, scary game where I try to make myself do something while I actively avoid doing it. If I win, I have to do something I don’t want to do. If I lose, I’m one step closer to ruining my entire life.

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