By W. R. Bolen
THE NEW YORK TIMES BEST-SELLER placed easily, it's time for a countrywide replace on university fraternities. Greek lifestyles this present day makes Animal House appear like a Pixar motion picture. the quantity of alcohol that's being fed on, promiscuous intercourse that's being loved, and severe drug-induced raging that's occurring on campuses around the state has quietly reached ridiculous new heights.
Written with the aim of being the main enjoyable you've ever had examining a e-book, overall FRAT circulate pulls again the curtain in this global of hard-partying American decadence. The tales are unabashed. they're hilarious. and they're going to blow you away.
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It’s one of the few feelings that instantly makes everything else in the world seem trivial. Love doesn’t even quite compare. There are so many degrees of love that sometimes it’s just there in the background like a jazz guitar player riffing standards in the back of your mind. Sometimes you notice him as he plucks out a tune you actually recognize, but the rest of the time he’s just kind of there. In my dream I saw her walking down Massachusetts Avenue toward Cambridge. She was smoking an Ultra Light and bobbing her head to the sounds of her iPod.
Besides, I had to go to work. I worked as Barista at the local Starbucks, churning out over-priced water and bean-based beverages for people who thought they were more important than they really were. Extra hot, double half-caf, non-fat, no-whip Mocha with soy milk. ” But then again, I needed the job so I just smiled and handed over the drinks hoping that they’d spill it all over themselves and burn some of that loose skin off. Whatever, you’ve all thought it before too, so don’t judge me. Some people just ask for it and I duly give it.
People had started to gather around and I had to have a story to get out of this in the clear. Time to turn on the old charm, I thought. Come on high school drama class, don’t fail me now. “Help! Please,” I shouted, “this dog was hit by a car. ” “Oh, dear,” a rotund older lady said, “can you carry him? ” It was time to kick it up a notch. “Thank you so much ma’am. He’s been following me for the last few minutes. ” Man, I am such a great liar! “Then he crossed the street with me at just the wrong time, and bam.