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Guests are warned not to lick the walls. ) • Average weight gain on a week-long cruise: 8 pounds. • Before flying, avoid onions, cauliflower, cabbage, baked beans, and other foods that cause bloating. At cruising altitude the air in your digestive tract expands by up to 30 percent, which may cause you (and your neighbors) distress. • World’s most visited tourist attraction: Times Square in New York, with 35 million out-of-towners each year. • Travel tip: If stranded on a desert island and desperate for water, eat animal eyes (including fish eyes).

No one wanted to look underneath, but someone had to. To everyone’s amazement, the little boy was there, alive and okay. His only injury: a slight bump on the head. June 21 is International Gnome Day. 33 BABY MAKES WAVES Two Japanese parents had their worst fears realized when the March 2011 tsunami swept through their home and ripped their four-month-old daughter out of her mother’s arms. Mom and Dad survived but were told there was little hope for their baby girl. Two agonizing days passed with no word.

It was difficult to keep food fresh for more than a day or two, or to keep everything in the fridge from smelling like everything else in the fridge. BLACK SHEEP And yet for all the advantages that Tupperware had to offer, it just sat on store shelves, even when Tupper promoted the launch with national advertising. Consumers just weren’t interested. Part of the problem with Tupperware was that a lot of consumers couldn’t figure out how to work the lids. Some people even returned their Tupperware, complaining that the lids didn’t fit.

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